Instead of Roger Goodell this year, maybe the NFL should let J.J. Watt announce all the first round picks at the NFL Draft. During the Pro Bowl Draft on Wednesday night, Watt proved that he'd be more ...

Andrew Luck is going to look different the next time we see him. The Colts quarterback has ditched the neckbeard and gone full mustache on us. For some reason, Luck's in Australia and via Busted ...

It’s not just the Bears season that rests on quarterback Kyle Orton’s shoulders; it seems the fate of unsightly facial hair does too. Orton, whose frequently unkempt whiskers have earned him the ...

As a dude, the one thing that I can appreciate is some solid facial hair. Usually a fan of the ironic mustache, I'll always offer a shot to another dude who isn't only unafraid to be bold enough to ...

Colts QB Andrew Luck faces a big challenge this weekend, when he faces off against the Broncos’ Peyton Manning in PM’s first game in Indianapolis since leaving for Denver. But Luck may have an even ...

Once the realization of LeBron’s departure to Miami sunk in, my thoughts quickly shifted away from basketball and addressed a far more interesting development in LeBron’s "decision": his pronounced ...

To categorize past Chicago Bears quarterbacks as mediocre would be a severe understatement. Since Jim McMahon walked off into the sunset, establishing the quarterback position has proven difficult for ...

No, this blog post is not mere “clickbait.” Nor is the image of a “neckbeard” that’s illustrating it. And please don’t take this as me “mansplaining” to you. Clickbait (Internet content “whose main ...

The cover of White Nationalism Is for Basement Dwelling Losers Credit: Courtesy of Neckbeard Deathcamp On Saturday, July 21, a trio of anonymous musicians operating under the name Neckbeard Deathcamp ...

You might remember the militantly leftist black metal band Neckbeard Deathcamp from such hits as “That Time a Super Serious Black Metal Band Canceled a Show Because They Refused to Play with a’Parody ...